Balloon-Juice on Questions for the GOP candidates and Kittens

John Cole writes a nifty little Blog that had a fantastic little thread going about a month back, asking his readers to post questions for the GOP Presidential Candidates. Here are a few of the best:

“Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?”

 “If you had a time machine, would you travel back in time and abort Bin Laden?”

 “Would you torture and kill Jesus to ensure mankind’s salvation? And how does that work?”

“Do you support equal funding to Biologists for the study of modern Hopi, Norse, and Aztec creation science?”

“If Russia entered Turkey from the rear would Greece help?”

“Would you be willing to be waterboarded on live television to demonstrate to the effeminate liberal elite that this is not torture?”

But here is the great part. Earlier, Cole posted a little thing on Retired General James “Spider” Marks, who had just been named a national security adviser to Mitt Romney’s campaign. Marks asserted in a 2005 interview that he would readily torture prisoners to save a soldier’s life or stop a terror bomb, saying: “I’d stick a knife in somebody’s thigh in a heartbeat.” Cole wrote: “Unimpressed, Rudy Giuliani immediately released a press statement stating he would “skull fuck a kitten to death in order to save a soldier.”” This post is now the first thing you get if you Google the phrase “Skull Fuck a kitten” (Try it!) which makes me very happy. Anyway, so someone at Balloon Juice gave this Question:

“This one is for Mr. Giuliani:

Mr. Giuliani, in response to hearing that Mitt Romney has a campaign advisor who would stab a person in the leg to get information on a terrorist attack your campaign state that you would, and I quote “Skull fuck a kitten to prevent a terrorist attack”. I have two questions on this:

One: just how many kittens would you skull fuck?

Two: Right eye or left eye?”

Which has to be my Favorite out of them all.

Here are links to both Posts.


~ by herodotuswept on November 26, 2007.

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